Hello

(I answer the phone.)

Me: “Hello.”
Joe: “This is Joe.”
My thoughts: Joe? Joe? Joe Whitson? No. Joe from church? Joe who? I draw a blank.
Joe: “Joe from school.”
My thoughts: Oh. Yeah. Duh, Joe Aust from my comp class.
Me: “Hi...”

(Hey, it was the highlight of this night of homework. And besides, I need to post something.)